I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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