Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
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Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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