So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
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