We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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