Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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