you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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