friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
I mean I feel like if you explain to the emoji app company that your friend got plastered and fell to the ground and is trying to scheme her way back to normal life and get her dignity back they would understand just how necessary it is to have a fingers crossed emoji...
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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