One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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