i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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