on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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