I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
And then my night got REAL pukey
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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