Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
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