Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
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