I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
Randomize
