we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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