Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
People with herpes should wear stickers.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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