last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
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