Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
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