O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Randomize