She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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