Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
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