i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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