i don't like sucking hair
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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