No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
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