Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
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