but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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