I woke up this morning to the buzzer on my oven going off... I cooked fish sticks at 425 degrees for 5 hours last night. my house smells awesome
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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