you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
Randomize
