There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
smell my finger.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
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