Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
Housekeeping called in a homicide detective. Just spent an hour explaining that we had vigorous hotel vacation sex five times, even though I was having a heavy flow day. It'll definitely be what you call a memorable honeymoon.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
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