it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
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