Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
My bed smells like the plague
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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