I wish i was in the wii world.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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