3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
Girls should come with a carfax report
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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