i just google imaged poop.
only if we run a train.
done.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
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