I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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