Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Where is the hickey?
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Randomize