There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
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