69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
That awkward moment when you were so fucking drunk lastnight that you and your fuck buddy wake up wearing eachother's clothing covered in hot cheetos with his cat curled up between your heads meowing. Thought you'd appreciate this moment with me.
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