and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
Randomize
