He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
We have so much sex to catch up on
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
I believe in your delicious
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