I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
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