can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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