Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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