We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
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