How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
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