Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Randomize
