U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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