How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
My penis needs a shock collar
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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