My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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