they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
