I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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