K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
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