but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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