Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
You don't make any sense
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