Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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