The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
farters have to be the big spoon...
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
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