have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
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